A collection of lego-based similes from late night at the Buttass Junction:
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, i have all the parts but never the right ones when I need them
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, I have hundreds of tiny parts that all work together to make something interesting
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
I'm like a lego collection. You can make me into a spaceship
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, when you step on my parts in the middle of the night it hurts a lot
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
I'm like a lego collection. I'm not a chandelier.
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
|
|
Maranduh:
|
I'm like, pathetic, because yeah
|
|
CharizardChar:
|
I'm like a vegetarian, i don't eat meat
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
I'm like a simile. I'm like things.
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
I'm like a lego collection, I'm more fun with friends over to share
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a box. I like boxes.
|
|
BHrkman:
|
I'm like a lego collection, children enjoy my parts creatively and teens enjoy my parts sardonically.
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
I'm like a set of ovaries. I'm inside many women
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a lego collection. I'm really hard to break, am very colorful, and occasionally get eaten by children
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, i am made of legos
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a bird. I shit on cars.
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
I am like a human. I don't feel I need to explain further.
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I am like Buttass Junction. I am God.
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, when you put your hand in me you never know what you're going to pull out
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
I'm like a sock puppet...
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
...people use me to talk a lot
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
ADMIT IT, YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE AN ASS HAND JOKE
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a lego collection. You forget about me in the closet for a while, then give me to your children
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, i'm way bigger than you'd like to admit
|
|
CharizardChar:
|
I'm like a lego collection. Once you have me you never want to get rid of me
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a lego collection - there's a whole lot of me, and many different ways to have fun
|
|
BHrkman:
|
I'm like a lego collection. Always incomplete and with less than you need (//_¬ )
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
I'm like a lego collection, I'm multi-colored and sometimes you find the little frog or the monkey that came with the pirates set
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
I'm like a lego collection. You can make similes about me.
|
|
CharizardChar:
|
People are legos. they fit together and they fall apart.
|
|
CharizardChar:
|
/deep/
|
|
Leor (pwnparty):
|
And are produced in Denmark
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a lego collection. I have 6 strange nubs on my top.
|
|
BHrkman:
|
People are legos. Their heads come off and can be put on backwards on any other body interchangably.
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
and I collapsed onto my bottom bunk and thought that if people were legos, I was a two by four brick and she was the right axle to the wheel you're looking for
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
guys, I think I'm going to go to bed. I am like a bike. I'm...tired...wait
|
|
DJ Vondell:
|
i'm like a lego collection, if you accidentally swallow a bit of me it might pose a serious health risk and depending on the size of the part you should probably call emergency services
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a lego collection. Small children flock to me, then attempt to eat me
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
I'm like a lego. I'M HARD
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
I'm like a lego. I can't talk.
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
'cos I'm a lego.
|
|
Adam Yan:
|
See what you've done. I'm a lego now
|
|
DJ Alcnor:
|
I'm like a lego. I'm a brick.
|
|
BHrkman:
|
I'm like a lego, I find these progressively less funny.
|
|
CharizardChar:
|
I'm like a lego. I was produced in a factory.
|
