Not actually a mutual because it turns out you're not following me you punk cabaret dumbass. Bi word nerd, short and into martial arts and always trying to make u read my favorite books and comics.
Alison ! Yeah, I don’t follow every one of my friends, because my dash would be long as shit. But obvs I still like people I don’t follow. Like you and your comicsness and your probable ability to beat most people up!
Aleks Heinrichgraum! My hellaest, prettiest, philliest, jewiest friend! (Obviously you are the height of this specific combination. I have many friends that rival each other in in prettiness and jewiness and definitely philliness.)
Pretty tall, lots of crop tops, and hella feminist
Victoria Skyenet! (I had to look at your selfie tag to figure out if yr tall or not. I’m still not really sure???) My first instinct was Rae Teethleave, because crop tops. But they are not particularly tall, I don’t think. (Rae? Confirm/deny?) “Lots of crop tops” is equally applicable to you both. You have lots of crop tops, and they are lots of crop tops. It’s ambiguous.
Anyway, I think the moral here is that I am incapable of processing or taking note of the heights of my friends.
When you’re young & hot everything is flirting, liking a post is flirting, making a post is flirting, googling is flirting, sleeping is flirting, breathing is flirting, talking about how dumb someone is is flirting, air is florting, think is flirtong, death is florpo